Good Things Will, Where Bad Things Won't

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hommewalk:

I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.

(via electric-he4rts)

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

(via o-deer-me)

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

(via gay-bacon-strips)

following-rons-butterflies:


Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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omg this is perfect

(Source: nicolascagesempai, via o-deer-me)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via electric-he4rts)

tyleroakley:

I’m kind of in love with this.

(Source: megustamemes, via thereichenbatchfall)

birds-bones:

Hey! Did you know:

  • sex is okay
  • so is masturbation
  • watching porn won’t make you impure
  • one night stands are okay too
  • having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
  • even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
  • sex with the same gender is alright
  • not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
  • your body your choice no matter your gender
  • shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!

(via electric-he4rts)

moshturbate:

I think I’d look cute in between your legs

(via electric-he4rts)

thefaultinourchickennuggets:

hi:

hi:

hi:

I FOUND MY OLD SCHOOL BUS PASS PICTURES HAHAH it’s like

little me hello

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weird growing up me

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skater me

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then bam hello puberty 

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people messaging me if I have a mega pokemon evolution, this is me now lol

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Well fuck me sideways and call me Ash

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punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

(Source: zachabee-deactivated654323, via wanksforthevenom)

teamponytail:

what-is-right-and-what-is-wrong:

CSI: Miami versus Supernatural

I’ve been waiting for this gifset for three years.

(via anything--but--average)